Ten top reasons why Obama lost the debate (if he did? I think so)

10. He didn’t have time to get used to the altitude (Mitt was already there)

 9.  He forgot his golf clubs, mistakenly left in Washington.

 8.  His dog ate part of his homework

 7.   He lost the crease in his trousers.

 6.   The lectern from which he was speaking didn’t have a mirror.

 5.    Michelle’s all vegetarian diet left him weak and woozy.

 4.    The teleprompter was AC and he was DC.

 3.     There was nothing in “Dreams of My Father” about the debate.

 2.     The fumes from the bus he didn’t ride in made him noxious.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON!! JOHN KERRY GAVE HIM ALL THE WRONG ANSWERS AHEAD OF TIME.