Amidst all  of the headlines including a football player unable to explain his girl friend being interviewed by an interviewer unable to find her niche along with the snarky comebacks from the secretary of state to the poor teacher who tried to ply her students with a little humor but has been suspended because of a piece of duct tape, I find it amusing that another would be “millionaire”  has decided to lawyer up over his Subway sandwich being a silly millimeter shorter. If I picture him correctly he can probably consume the FOOT LONG at about an inch a minute giving him ample time for chips, drink, belch and a hasty drive back to work where he can waste his employers time dreaming up ways to get rich without working. Maybe a celebrity show like “Big Brothers sandwich” or “Celebrity Gorging. The plot would be along the lines of him invading Subways throughout the land unearthing guilty sandwich stuffers of short changing his dough(as in bred). These villainous creatures would be outed to the public’s delight. He and his lawyer are a sandwich. A STUPID SANDWICH. Hey, man!! Think about it. An inch? “What difference does it make”? (I stole that from madam Secretary.)