Tomorrow is the 45th anniversary of 9-1-1. In 1968 this service served us well. In a crisis, it came in handy. Since then it has gone downhill.

People calling to complain about their dog being sick.

Callers beefing about their pot being stolen.

Citizens berating Ronald Mc Donald.

Non tee-totaling residents whining about their wife having left them.

Overweight gripers telling of no pepperoni on their pizza.

Hey, folks. Use it for the good…not the inane. Just turn the TV to the Pat Boone channel.