We have apparently gone statistic crazy. Today’ stat sheet includes the amount of fast food adults eat in  comparison to teenagers.

Today’s stats also include the amount of births by teens (I presume out of wedlock) in the country as compared to the burbs and the city.

We also viewed info regarding what percentage of us are willing to pay off the national debt, (unfortunately, with no solution).

Why don’t we come up with some equally foolish statistics to even further confuse us.

What are the chances of my cousin Marilyn sharing the lottery jackpot with me, should she win?.

What are the chances of Slippery Rock state teachers college ending up in the Orange Bowl next year?

What are the odds of convincing my wife I need a new boat,(in light of the fact I have sunk the other three)?

What are the odds of someone mistaking me for George Clooney?

What are the odds of one of my friends returning from Vegas and telling me something other than they broke even?

Now there’s some red meat. You statisticians can reach me at this website if you are interested.