either have a Droid or a Galaxy. I really can’t tell which. I don’t know it it’s male or female. I can call on it but still have trouble hanging up. The keyboard is too small and

I keep writing words like xioeo and kbqup and ovmsz. I will keep trying. My wife has put my Siamese cats picture on my home screen and cat seems to be telling me to quit being

Stupid and learn how to use the bleep bleep thing. I am now in the 21st century. I do not long for the good old days, because I hated pay phone booths. I never had the right

Change and they always smelled bad and had some gal’s number on it that said “for a good time, call …….”.  I don’t miss  cars that have no air conditioning and  I would

Much rather heat in a microwave than on a stove top. I love the internet and color television so I will learn how to love this Droid, or is it a Galaxy? I love the new days and the

Fact I am still here. I don’t care about class re unions  where people tell each other “they haven’t changed a bit”. Have to go now, my Galaxy is sending me a message.