ARTICLE ONE…..you do not have the right to a new car,big screen tv or any other form of wealth. More power if you can legally acquire them, but no guarantees.
ARTICLE TWO….. you do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom for everyone…not just you. You may leave the room, change the channel or whatever but the world is full of idiots and probably always will be.
ARTICLE THREE you do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful. Don’t expect the manufacturer to make you and your relatives wealthy for life.
ARTICLE FOUR…you do not have the right to free food and housing. We are quickly growing tired of subsidizing professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE FIVE…. You do not have the right to free health care. From the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested.
ARTICLE SIX…you do not have the right to harm., rape, or kill others. If you do, we will gladly watch you fry.
ARTICLE SEVEN….you do not have a right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or steal, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away for as long as we can.
ARTICLE EIGHT…..you so not have the right to a job. All of want you to have one, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training. In other words, make yourself useful.
ARTICLE NINE…you do not have the right to happiness, you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way is easier if you aren’t encumbered by idiotic laws.
ARTICLE TEN.. this is an English speaking country. Nuff said.
ARTICLE ELEVEN…you do not have the right to change this country’s heritage. This country was founded on the believ in one true GOD! Get it?if the phrase “IN GOD WE TRUST” makes you uncomfortable…..TOUGH!!!